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clawman
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Joke of the day

Post by clawman » Sat Apr 06, 2019 2:18 pm

On his 21st birthday a kid went to a strip joint with his buddies. While there his mother called to wish him a happy birthday. She asked, what are you doing? When he told her where he was she asked "do you see anything you should not see"?
The young man said yes, long pause, "What was that" his mother asked,
Dad!!!
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Obzerver
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Obzerver » Sat Apr 06, 2019 7:23 pm

clawman, good one..hadn't heard that one(my worst nightmare).

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EaglesOwntheSky
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Re: Joke of the day

Post by EaglesOwntheSky » Sat Apr 06, 2019 8:21 pm

A saddened cowboy walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

The cowboy replies, "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death."

The bartender looks shocked and says, "I'm sorry I can't help you kill yourself."

The cowboy asks, "Well what would you do in my situation?"

The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says, "If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn't sit around feeling sorry for myself, I'd kill the guy."

The cowboy jumps up from his stool and shouts, "That's a great idea! Thanks!" and runs out of the bar.

A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the cowboy walks back into the bar with a big smile on his face.

"Did you kill the guy?" The bartender asks nervously.

"Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please."
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