A day in the life of a Montanan

[DoubleNickel1]

1. Wake up severely confused and walking bull legged as he washes the mysterious sheep hair from around the mouth.

2. Counts his lucky stars that he can keep things in the family as he gives his wife/sister a good morning kiss.

2. Followed by a TOOTH brushing (Singular of course) with a can of copenhagen.

3. Prepares for a shower and then realizes that if he wants to fit in he's better off drenching himself in his own urine.

4. Gladly drenches himself in his own urine.

5. Proceeds to rock the comb over and comb out the mullet.

6. Gets some alone time with a photoshopped picture of Bobby Hauck's face on a sheeps body and then the imagination starts to kick in.

7. Sends the imbred children to rummage around the trailer park for food. Looks like it'll be rat and crab apples for breakfast. His idea of a feast for the kings.

8. Pats himself on the back for waking up and going 45 minutes without a drink.

9. Proceeds to get hammered drunk at noon and wanders off to his happy place surrounded by herds and herds of sheep.

10. Methodically picks the lucky sheep who will keep him company for the rest of the day.

11. Takes a few more drinks and the mind starts to get a little more hazy.

12. Summons to his brother/brother-in-law/dad/son (yeah it is all the same person to him) to help him get the sheep over the fence.

13. Takes a few more drinks and wakes up the next day walking bull legged and severely confused as he washes the mysterious sheep hair from around the mouth.

 

[ajwildcat]

Great work DoubleNickle!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[kittyLiquear]

Mimickery is the ultamate form of showing REPECT! Nice work

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by ALPHAGRIZ1 on Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:01 am

1. Wake up from sober stupor to get your game day underwear on.
2. Look out window to make sure neighbor can't see you drinking Folger's decaf.
3. Run shower and put eye blinders on so you don't see yourself naked in the shower.
4. Rub one off while thinking about the Griz football program (Still wearing blinders, so it's OK)
5. Hop in compact car and drive by 37,893 churches on way to stadium.
6. Arrive at simulated high school stadium and get your pregame on by drinking filtered water and waving team flag.
7. Watch hordes of drunk Montana fans pour out of RV's, planes, cars and buses. Think to yourself "what a bunch of heathens".
8. Continue watching the Montana fans drink rape and pillage your parking lot, button top button on your collared Wildcats shirt.
9. Log in to school account on your PDA phone to purchase Samarabalouf tickets for Saturday nights showing at Peery's Egyptian Theater. http://www.samarabalouf.com/
10. Get into the stadium early to be "seen" at the game, notice the Montana fans really don't care if your in WGS South stadium or not.
11. Griz football team enters the field and you notice a tingle in your "naughty place", say prayer and drink more filtered water.
12. Watch Weber St team enter the field and get that "here we go again" feeling you have had since the first game you attended 17 years ago. Glance at griz cheerleaders, and note the tingle in your "naughty place" increases.
13. Griz hit, gain, rape and pillage the not so Wildcats and have WSU down by 17 at half.
14 Check PDA phone for the time, while counting down the hours until the Samarabalouf show after the game. Tingle subdues slightly.15. Watch the Griz come out at half time and have their way with the Wildcats on a 17 play 9 minute drive resulting in a 49 yard TD pass from Larson to Mariani. Feel a little violated and think back to the "happening" at church you would rather not talk about in this post.
16. Watch the other 12 WSU fans get up and leave at the start of the 4th qtr while your team is down 24.
17. Notice Montana fans seem to have seamlessly kept the drinking heathen party going from the parking lot to the stadium.
18. Watch Griz cheerleaders "toss" each other into the air, and think about "tossing" your decorative pillows on the davenport at home. You rebel.
19. Stand up to leave the stadium, pray and finish off bottle of filtered water.
20. Game over, Griz roll you walk out feeling violated (see end of #15)
21. Walk to compact car and notice Montana fans drinking, raping and pillaging the parking lot and then board RV's, planes, cars and buses as you over hear one scream "Let's get the FU*K out of this state so we can buy more alcohol, it's a long drive back to Montana", Wildcats suck it!
22. Drive home feeling less than a man.
23. Arrive home, hop in shower, put on blinders and crank one off thinking about the Samarabalof show you will be attending in just under 2 hours. (It's OK since you have the blinders on)
24. Get dressed putting on another collared shirt.
25. Wish you had a date but remembered all the Mormon women were tainted by AG1's brief stint in your community.
26. Arrive at Peery's Egyptian Theater for the Samarabalouf show, notice tingle in your "naughty region".
27. Enter theater and purchase a bottle of filtered water.
28. Theater fills up, show starts and you see Montana fan drinking his ass off 3 rows from the front and yelling "GO GRIZ", you button the top button on your collared shirt.
29. Notice jazz star Django Reinhardt change into a #37 Griz football jersey for their next set.
30. Rip the buttons off your collared shirt while spilling your filtered water and scream I was born in the wrong Gosh Darn STATE!!!!!! FU*K IT GIVE ME A WHISKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

31. Montana fan pours you a drink and yells GO GRIZ!
32. Notice a burning in your "naughty place".

 

[wsucatfan]

Mimickery is the ultamate form of showing REPECT! Nice work

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by ALPHAGRIZ1 on Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:01 am

1. Wake up from sober stupor to get your game day underwear on.
2. etc...

Griz fan Checklist
by ajwildcat » 03 Oct 2008 10:01

Ok Grizz fans, I am doing this purely out of the goodness of my own heart.
This check list is for you to make sure you have everything you need to have an enjoyable trip down to Ogden.
#1 Remove jacks/cinder blocks from mobile home.
#2 Add wheels to mobile home so then you can now call it an "RV."
#3 Add gas to RV, and empty the "Shitter"
#4 Go shoot something so that you can have plenty of meat for your tailgate.
#5 Throw in your "Monty" teddy bear to cuddle up with at night.
#6 Take home made beer out of fridge, and put it into your beer dispensing hat.
#7 Go out back and pick out a barnyard critter to serve as Ms. Grizz fan for the weekend.
#8 Pray your un-employment hits so that you have enough $$
#9 Stop by State Prison to visit former Grizz football players
#10 Start driving to Ogden
#11 stop in idaho shoot another "critter" for dinner
#11 Make it to Ogden
#12 Start drinking home-brew at 7a.m so that you are warmed up for 1p.m. kickoff
#13 Fire up grill and cook "critter" for tailgate party.
#14 Watch Grizz lose
#15 Take frustration of Grizz losing out on your wife (see #7)
#16 Get in RV/mobile home drive home while chanting "fire Bobby"
#17 Stop in Idaho and pray you win enough cash on lottery ticket to pay for gas.
# 18 Get to Missoula
#19 Shave wifes back hair, throw hair on fire so that you can stay warm until next game.

http://www.bigskyfans.com/wildcats/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=288&p=2981&hilit=checklist#p2981

KittyLiquear you are right, thanks for showing the Wildcats and AJ some respect!

Notice the time of Alphagriz post is 1 hour later than AJWildcat

11:01 not 10:01
http://www.egriz.com/grizboard/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=33182&hilit=naughty

 

[kittyLiquear]

Uhmmmm. I think your atomic clock is broken or something? Or maybe you are logging in from a central time zone that is a year and an hour off? :?

Take it to worpe speed Mr. Sulu!

 

[Richard Cranium]

And a day in the life of a Utah resident.

1. Wake up in and take your orders from the TEMPLE!
2. Make babies with your 13 year old bride!
3. Then do the same with your 14 year old bride!
4. Geeee, 15 year old too!
5. Damn i sure like the numerical system, 16 year old, Wow! Thats almost like a woman!
6. Breakfast
7. 17 year old
8. 18 year old
9. Bring in your 24 year old son to take care of the rest of the women from 19-68.
10. Go to bed and wish that you had a team as good as the GRIZ!

Hmmmm........... :roll:

 

[Richard Cranium]

And a day in the life of a Utah resident.

1. Wake up in and take your orders from the TEMPLE!
2. Make babies with your 13 year old bride!
3. Then do the same with your 14 year old bride!
4. Geeee, 15 year old too!
5. Damn i sure like the numerical system, 16 year old, Wow! Thats almost like a woman!
6. Breakfast
7. 17 year old
8. 18 year old
9. Bring in your 24 year old son to take care of the rest of the women from 19-68.
10. Go to bed and wish that you had a team as good as the GRIZ!

Hmmmm........... :roll:

Crickets Chirpping, like i said " if you wanna run with the dogs you gotta stop pissin like the pups" :lol:

 

[mt jack]

R.C. -

Living up to your nickname, I see. There seems to be no rush quite like coming to another team's message board to pick an e-fight.

A few WSU fans are just as guilty too.

Bantering about one's team with opposing fans is a blast but there's a fine line between having fun and being a complete arse. Bringing religion onto a fan forum for football pushes you over that line.

I am not a member of the LDS religion. I've grown up in towns in AZ with many a classmate, friend and coworker who is. Been a groomsman in the wedding party for three of my Mormon buddies. They're like every other group of people on this planet - some are stand-up folks, some are parasites and most are somewhere in-between like most of us are. Plural marriage is quite rare and considered a black eye on the religion with most LDS members I've talked to. I'd like to believe that you know this already but my sarcasm sensor wasn't going off while reading your post so you could truly be clueless.

I guess we'll never know.

Hope for a good game tomorrow.

 

[Richard Cranium]

1. Wake up severely confused and walking bull legged as he washes the mysterious sheep hair from around the mouth.

2. Counts his lucky stars that he can keep things in the family as he gives his wife/sister a good morning kiss.

2. Followed by a TOOTH brushing (Singular of course) with a can of copenhagen.

3. Prepares for a shower and then realizes that if he wants to fit in he's better off drenching himself in his own urine.

4. Gladly drenches himself in his own urine.

5. Proceeds to rock the comb over and comb out the mullet.

6. Gets some alone time with a photoshopped picture of Bobby Hauck's face on a sheeps body and then the imagination starts to kick in.

7. Sends the imbred children to rummage around the trailer park for food. Looks like it'll be rat and crab apples for breakfast. His idea of a feast for the kings.

8. Pats himself on the back for waking up and going 45 minutes without a drink.

9. Proceeds to get hammered drunk at noon and wanders off to his happy place surrounded by herds and herds of sheep.

10. Methodically picks the lucky sheep who will keep him company for the rest of the day.

11. Takes a few more drinks and the mind starts to get a little more hazy.

12. Summons to his brother/brother-in-law/dad/son (yeah it is all the same person to him) to help him get the sheep over the fence.

13. Takes a few more drinks and wakes up the next day walking bull legged and severely confused as he washes the mysterious sheep hair from around the mouth.

Hey Jack i never brought up religion, but i guess beastiality is right up your alley! Well to each his own in this moronic liberal world! :roll:

 

[mt jack]

No, I agree with you that the bestiality comments are equally obnoxious and stupid. People here ought to think twice about what it's really accomplishing as well.

Yes, your "taking orders from the Temple" and "underage bride" comments are bringing up religion.

Maybe my point is this is all adding nothing to the conversation about football that should be going on here and on e-griz. Talking football with other fans is fun. People re-living their worst junior high moments all over again behind a keyboard in the name of sports fandom isn't fun.

Like I said...hope it's a good game tomorrow for both teams and fan bases.

MTJack

 

[GrizzlyFootball]

Im all for a good rivalry and talking smack about the other team but this is absolute bullshit. What a class act guys.

 

[Da Griz]

Im all for a good rivalry and talking smack about the other team but this is absolute bullshit. What a class act guys.

Let them have some fun... it's all they have left now and they graduate so many Seniors that all you'll hear for years is about the fierce battle to break the Weber/Idaho State tie.

 

[GrizzlyFootball]

Im all for a good rivalry and talking smack about the other team but this is absolute bullshit. What a class act guys.

Let them have some fun... it's all they have left now and they graduate so many Seniors that all you'll hear for years is about the fierce battle to break the Weber/Idaho State tie.

I wasnt talking about just the Weber fans. f

 

[kittyLiquear]

Im all for a good rivalry and talking smack about the other team but this is absolute bullshit. What a class act guys.

Let them have some fun... it's all they have left now and they graduate so many Seniors that all you'll hear for years is about the fierce battle to break the Weber/Idaho State tie.

Not just seniors!! But, ALL CONFERENCE PLAYERS!

Yesterdays results show just how envious and petty the rest of the Big Sky coaches are! 11 All conference players on a team that got Beat worse than a cheating whore! None of these coaches (including McBride)want to give any credit to any of the individual players that kicked the crap out of their own team! :mrgreen:

 

[Da Griz]

None of these coaches (including McBride)want to give any credit to any of the individual players that kicked the crap out of their own team!

Ouch!

 

[n.ogdencat]

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