This could open the door for ridicule, but I'll take that chance. Keep in mind, comparing one QB to another based solely on statistics does not factor in the supporting cast. There is no way of knowing how one QB would perform with another QB's offensive line, backs, and so on. As you know, it's almost completely subjective. The only argument I can muster if I disagree with your opinion is this: "You must be crazy!"
Here's how I rate them (and feel free to post your own rankings):
1. Jamie Martin (89-92)
2. Jeff Carlson (84-88)
3. Dave Stireman (84-85?)
4. Brad Otton (93)
5. Roger Cook (95-96)
Other notable QBs should include Tim Jones (65-66), Morris Bledsoe (77-78), Bryan Martin (94?), and yes even Tyler Gladwell (2001). I'd like to include Josh Heupel (1997), but he played sparingly (though impressively) as a freshman. I know you were joking N.OgdenCat, but I was a Tyler Gladwell fan, and I still think he could have been higher on that list if it hadn't been for a college-credit miscue (which ultimately took away what would have been his senior year). He could flat play, and he may have had the least talent around him of any QBs on my list.
What's your take?