How to play foodball?

[Nagao]

The ball is then placed on the 20-yard line, where the offense begins play.

FIRST DOWN. All progress in a football game is measured in yards. ...
THE PASS. The other alternative to running the ball is to throw it. ...
EXTRA POINT and the TWO-POINT CONVERSION = 1 or 2 POINTS. ...
FIELD GOAL = 3 POINTS.

 

[ChiCity]

Interesting first post. Is there more to the story?

 

[Green Laser]

Maybe we should pass this information along to the coaching staff ?