So this older gentleman in Louisiana who lives in the country and has a small pond on his property decides to take a walk down to the pond. As he leaves the cabin he picks up a 5 gallon bucket to pick some fruit while he is there. As he approaches the pond he can hear talking and giggling. As he gets close he can see it is several young women skinny dipping. He walks out of the trees and says "whats going on here". The girls scream and head for the deep end. One girl starts yelling at him to go away and they are not leaving the water until he is gone.
He calmly says, no problem I don't want to embarrass you. He reaches down and picks up the bucket and says "I was just going to feed the alligators"!
He calmly says, no problem I don't want to embarrass you. He reaches down and picks up the bucket and says "I was just going to feed the alligators"!