loveformybengals
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10. I will spend more money on Diet Coke than I want to
9. OB will sub before 2 minutes in the first half
8. We will have more fouls than assists
7. Our crowd will lack luster
6. I will probably pee my pants yelling at the refs- because of three children and number 10.
5. we will hear anything BUT sporting event music, such as the Beatles...we'll probably even hear Neil Diamond.
4. Superfan will get a wedgie from jumping up and down- no doubt in another leotard ensemble
3. We will experience a little more testosterone on the court than is entirely necessary
2. People will leave the game early
1. Benny's half-time dancing will be more "offensive"than our basketball team.
9. OB will sub before 2 minutes in the first half
8. We will have more fouls than assists
7. Our crowd will lack luster
6. I will probably pee my pants yelling at the refs- because of three children and number 10.
5. we will hear anything BUT sporting event music, such as the Beatles...we'll probably even hear Neil Diamond.
4. Superfan will get a wedgie from jumping up and down- no doubt in another leotard ensemble
3. We will experience a little more testosterone on the court than is entirely necessary
2. People will leave the game early
1. Benny's half-time dancing will be more "offensive"than our basketball team.