Top 10 list for tonight's game...

[loveformybengals]

10. I will spend more money on Diet Coke than I want to
9. OB will sub before 2 minutes in the first half
8. We will have more fouls than assists
7. Our crowd will lack luster
6. I will probably pee my pants yelling at the refs- because of three children and number 10.
5. we will hear anything BUT sporting event music, such as the Beatles...we'll probably even hear Neil Diamond.
4. Superfan will get a wedgie from jumping up and down- no doubt in another leotard ensemble
3. We will experience a little more testosterone on the court than is entirely necessary
2. People will leave the game early
1. Benny's half-time dancing will be more "offensive"than our basketball team.

 

[gobengalsgo]

yes ma'am- I agree with number 1

 

[skippy57.0]

5. we will hear anything BUT sporting event music, such as the Beatles...we'll probably even hear Neil Diamond.

S-W-E-E-TTTTTTTT C-a-r-o-l-i-n-e.....Wow,wow,wow,wow....

 

[loveformybengals]

Eating crow never tasted so good!

Way to go guys...I was honestly worried for the first well, what FELT like 3 hours of the game--until you all showed up! It feels good to watch players with confidence in their game when they attack their opponents.

Here is the good and bad news:


We have yet to see the best from our Bengals-

Bigs: Consider how inconvenient your size is just attempting the most simple everyday things like getting into your car---going down the stairs--finding shoes---finding a girlfriend--hitting your heads on ceiling fans and scaring little children---Let's at least celebrate your size on the basketball court, eh? ATTACK!!!! Make the hole your relentless goal! BE SCARY!!! INTIMIDATION NATION!

Coach: you make more subs than subway- but I saw some real leadership from you tonight- if that means anything.