Bobcat Fan Check list

[ajwildcat]

Dear Bobcat fans, here is a checklist to help you prepare for the game on Saturday. Enjoy
#1 Go donate plasma on Friday so that I can purchase a ticket on Saturday.
#2 Friday night, go to homecoming pep rally, get your drink on.
#3 Go home and watch WWE Friday Night Smackdown, drink some more.
#4 Shine your big "Gameday" belt buckle, and your nice cowboy boots.
#5 Pass out on couch for the night.
#6 Wake up, put on your moon boots and go outside to the outhouse.
#7 Button up "trap door" in your long underwear.
#8 Put on vintage MSU jersey, and double up on the eye black.
#9 Snow mobile over to the stadium at 10:00 a.m, tailgate and get your drink on again.
#10 Lament with other Bobcat fans on how you suffer from Grizz envy.
#11 Go sit in massive snow storm
#12 Try to "cop a feel" on some coed while the fight song is being played.When she slaps you, claim it was an accident.
#13 Watch Bobcats get beat at home by the Wildcats.
#14 After game go to local "Gentlemans" club to try and take your mind off the pain of another loss.
#15 Snowmobile home and pass out on couch again.

Hope this helps, and remember it's all in fun.

 

[lostaggie]

I think that first item applies to quite a few college towns, I loved it! Just wanted the Weber fans to not miss out on the reactions from Montana St fans. See below:

http://www.bobcatnation.com/bobcatbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=15977

hiiiiilarious! :lol:

 

[catatonic]

Sit back, boys and girls, and see how this is done. Thanks to our friend Old Skool Cat over on BobcatNation!


Wildcat Gameday Checklist
-- Drive to Bozeman Friday night; introduce self to community citizens by going door-to-door pedaling books.
-- Wake up Saturday morning; get out of homemade Donny & Marie pajamas and put on purple jumpsuit.
-- Pop open first Sprite.
-- Drive over to MSU campus looking like Barney the dinosaur.
-- Finish first six pack of Sprite
-- Just finished watching Bobcat prowl; ask Bobcat fans around them if it’s unusual to have that many fans show up for a ball game; start pedaling books again.
-- Go inside Bobcat Stadium; amped up on Sprite, begin counting Bobcat fans in the stadium; realize that more people have showed up for one game in Bozeman than there have been at all of Weber’s home games so far this season combined.
-- Watch Bobby Daly paste WSU quarterback Cameron Higgins into ground for what will be the first of many sacks this day. Say first cuss word ever. Hey, that felt good!
-- Watch Demtrius Crawford run into end zone for the first of what will be many Bobcat score this day. Say second cuss word ever.
-- Go check out Bobcat tailgate at half-time. Down by four scores and freezing a$$ off, start a bon-fire with all the books left over.
-- Watch Bobcat players sing MSU fight song at end of game as Weber players walk off field with first conference loss. Cussing like a sailor now.
-- Bobcat fan offers Weber fan beer in tailgate area. Drinks beer, throws rest of Sprite on bon-fire.
-- Liquored up, can’t find way back to motel in Bozeman. Begins hitchhiking back to Ogden.
-- Kicked out of car in Dillon because can’t hold booze down. Sleeps it off at the Sundowner.
-- Arrives back in Ogden; swears off the evils lurking in Bozeman and Montana. Gets new supply of books and starts going door-to-door again. Can’t wait to go to Flagstaff in a couple of weeks.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[weberwildcat]

Sit back, boys and girls, and see how this is done. Thanks to our friend Old Skool Cat over on BobcatNation!


Wildcat Gameday Checklist
-- Drive to Bozeman Friday night; introduce self to community citizens by going door-to-door pedaling books.
-- Wake up Saturday morning; get out of homemade Donny & Marie pajamas and put on purple jumpsuit.
-- Pop open first Sprite.
-- Drive over to MSU campus looking like Barney the dinosaur.
-- Finish first six pack of Sprite
-- Just finished watching Bobcat prowl; ask Bobcat fans around them if it’s unusual to have that many fans show up for a ball game; start pedaling books again.
-- Go inside Bobcat Stadium; amped up on Sprite, begin counting Bobcat fans in the stadium; realize that more people have showed up for one game in Bozeman than there have been at all of Weber’s home games so far this season combined.
-- Watch Bobby Daly paste WSU quarterback Cameron Higgins into ground for what will be the first of many sacks this day. Say first cuss word ever. Hey, that felt good!
-- Watch Demtrius Crawford run into end zone for the first of what will be many Bobcat score this day. Say second cuss word ever.
-- Go check out Bobcat tailgate at half-time. Down by four scores and freezing a$$ off, start a bon-fire with all the books left over.
-- Watch Bobcat players sing MSU fight song at end of game as Weber players walk off field with first conference loss. Cussing like a sailor now.
-- Bobcat fan offers Weber fan beer in tailgate area. Drinks beer, throws rest of Sprite on bon-fire.
-- Liquored up, can’t find way back to motel in Bozeman. Begins hitchhiking back to Ogden.
-- Kicked out of car in Dillon because can’t hold booze down. Sleeps it off at the Sundowner.
-- Arrives back in Ogden; swears off the evils lurking in Bozeman and Montana. Gets new supply of books and starts going door-to-door again. Can’t wait to go to Flagstaff in a couple of weeks.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I think catatonic must be familiar with BYU or maybe he went there...he was dead on if he was talking about BYU. There is no way he could have made that up!