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Bruce Barnum Applies for North Dakota Job

My favorite applicants on this list are the sandwich artist, the communications specialist from the Crookston, Minn chamber of commerce, and the coach of the Serbian National Team (hopefully, he knows this isn't soccer) :D
 
....i just found out from "unnamed sources"....the sandwich artist IS their top choice...they think he will "pepper" the team with new ideas...they are hoping he will retain some veterans worth their "salt"...he's planning to recruit some "beef" for the OL and DL so the QB doesn't get "shredded"...."lettuce" not take them lightly..."mayo" i suggest he'll use the 'spread" to "butter" up the opposition and to keep the other teams in a "pickle".....BUT i'm not sure they will hire him....not to be rude or "cheesey" but he is a foreigner...yes...that's right...he's "Swiss"...... :rimshot:
 
The sandwich artist might have some competition from Christopher McComas (current job: system integration specialist, Marshall University)...

Well, a coaching vacancy at the University of North Dakota has popped up and one armchair coach decided it was his time to step up.

Christopher McComas sent UND an official letter and power-point presentation explaining why he should be the next head coach for the University of North Dakota, and we get a look at it thanks to the Grand Forks Herald.

"I played various football games including Madden on Sega Genesis where I completely dominated with the Bills and Thurman Thomas," McComas wrote in his letter to UND athletic director Brian Faison. "Seriously, was he a beast on the game or was he a beast because I was a football genius controlling him?"

When the man makes a point he makes a point. But don't think that McComas' skills end with the Sega Genesis. No, no, this man also dominated in both Madden and NCAA games on the PS3.

"I then moved on to a PlayStation gaming system and purchased NCAA Football every year and put together several programs that completely dominated the recruiting scene and college football winning several national titles with Marshall University," McComas pointed out. "I took them from a decent Mid-American Conference School on the game to a perennial national power that makes Nick Saban look like a chump."

Read more: KSL.com: Have You Seen This? Best Coaching Application Ever







 
billcody - there is a good chance that the Bengals will have a winning season in 2014 as Kramer will be completing his forth year of recruiting. He has everything in place now to have a winning season. The players will be older, stronger, bigger, and experienced. The APR rating is good and his assistant coaches are now experienced. Hopefully, Kramer signs some impact players to fill the positions of need for the 2014 season. We will see in early February.
 

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