Deionte Gordon kicked from team...

[Green Cookie Monster]

Another reason why I am in favor of an all-sports dorm. Why did most universities get rid of them?

Having a student-athlete only dedicated-dorm would build unity, vision, direction and control of the student-athlete activities. Mandatory study hall, workouts, meals, classes and trouble-generating late night mischief could be better controlled.

Though clever and no criminal mischief, the all time 'best breaking the rules' player has to go to Ron Weaver. He played out his eligibility here and went to University of Texas and played for the Longhorns using a different name. He duped the NCAA, the press, the system and UT.

I salute you, Ron Weaver, real man of genius.

Deionte ate a baby. That's right, he consumed a newborn human baby, thought better of it, then regurgitated it up and back into the mother's crib.

Originally, Sperbeck was appalled, but he realized he would only have 3 DBs available for this weekend's game and thought better of it.

Dude, that is classic! Another LMAO moment.

 

[SactoHornetAlum]

I'd love for the Big Sky to come back and rule Etuati ineligble for the entire year...but that's not going to happen (though it should considering at the time he played, he HAD outstanding warrants, which mean's he should have been in jail then).