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Grizz Fan Checklist

ajwildcat

Active member
Ok Grizz fans, I am doing this purely out of the goodness of my own heart.
This check list is for you to make sure you have everything you need to have an enjoyable trip down to Ogden.
#1 Remove jacks/cinder blocks from mobile home.
#2 Add wheels to mobile home so then you can now call it an "RV."
#3 Add gas to RV, and empty the "Shitter"
#4 Go shoot something so that you can have plenty of meat for your tailgate.
#5 Throw in your "Monty" teddy bear to cuddle up with at night.
#6 Take home made beer out of fridge, and put it into your beer dispensing hat.
#7 Go out back and pick out a barnyard critter to serve as Ms. Grizz fan for the weekend.
#8 Pray your un-employment hits so that you have enough $$
#9 Stop by State Prison to visit former Grizz football players
#10 Start driving to Ogden
#11 stop in idaho shoot another "critter" for dinner
#11 Make it to Ogden
#12 Start drinking home-brew at 7a.m so that you are warmed up for 1p.m. kickoff
#13 Fire up grill and cook "critter" for tailgate party.
#14 Watch Grizz lose
#15 Take frustration of Grizz losing out on your wife (see #7)
#16 Get in RV/mobile home drive home while chanting "fire Pflu"
#17 Stop in Idaho and pray you win enough cash on lottery ticket to pay for gas.
# 18 Get to Missoula
#19 Shave wifes back hair, throw hair on fire so that you can stay warm until next game.
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Best thing about the Grizz coming to Ogden, I-15 will be clear of roadkill. They've gotta have something to eat at their tailgates.
 
#12 Start drinking home-brew at 7a.m so that you are warmed up for 1p.m. kickoff


What kind of Sally doesn't start drinking until 7 am way off base
 

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