Henroid has arrived

[Henroid]

Howdy Eagles, congratulations! Henroid, your new mentor has arrived! I come in peace & have been assigned to assist you guys through the pending loss you are about to incur. It will be painful at first but you will be thanking me as time goes on. My best advice, at this point in time, is to surrender now & save face. :twisted:
GO HENS!

 

[EdubAlum]

Howdy Eagles, congratulations! Henroid, your new mentor has arrived! I come in peace & have been assigned to assist you guys through the pending loss you are about to incur. It will be painful at first but you will be thanking me as time goes on. My best advice, at this point in time, is to surrender now & save face. :twisted:
GO HENS!

You must have learned a lot about dealing with loss in the 2007 title game then huh, that plus the last two seasons (4-8, 6-6).

 

[Henroid]

I accept your surrender. Thank you! I promise it will be painless.

 

[EWURanger]

:lol:

 

[Dozy]

Thanks, Hemroid! I heard EWU is sending a charter to pick up the boys. No use playing the game since you have Pat Devlin and Coach of the Year, KC Keeler. I can't figure out how the Eagles are ranked #1 and have won three straight playoff games. We don't have a chance...

Sorry for making you guys show up in Frisco.

 

[EdubAlum]

I accept your surrender. Thank you! I promise it will be painless.

just keep it in the smack area.

 

[Henroid]

Thanks, Hemroid! I heard EWU is sending a charter to pick up the boys. No use playing the game since you have Pat Devlin and Coach of the Year, KC Keeler. I can't figure out how the Eagles are ranked #1 and have won three straight playoff games. We don't have a chance...

Sorry for making you guys show up in Frisco.

Dozy, you & I think alike! Genius is truely in the air!

GO HENS!

 

[Dozy]

Thanks, Hemroid! I heard EWU is sending a charter to pick up the boys. No use playing the game since you have Pat Devlin and Coach of the Year, KC Keeler. I can't figure out how the Eagles are ranked #1 and have won three straight playoff games. We don't have a chance...

Sorry for making you guys show up in Frisco.

Dozy, you & I think alike! Genius is truely in the air!

GO HENS!

Yep!

Hey, I gotta go! My little yellow bus is here to take me to my job at Walmart (I was promoted recently to Asst. Cart Retriever). See you and the other Hen Fans in the break room!

 

[Henroid]

Thanks, Hemroid! I heard EWU is sending a charter to pick up the boys. No use playing the game since you have Pat Devlin and Coach of the Year, KC Keeler. I can't figure out how the Eagles are ranked #1 and have won three straight playoff games. We don't have a chance...

Sorry for making you guys show up in Frisco.

Dozy, you & I think alike! Genius is truely in the air!

GO HENS!

Yep!

Hey, I gotta go! My little yellow bus is here to take me to my job at Walmart (I was promoted recently to Asst. Cart Retriever). See you and the other Hen Fans in the break room!

Great! Not only do we think alike but we have a lot in common! I'm a custodian at EWU in the Physics building. While mopping the floors, I often solve many of the math problems written on the blackboard. Here's the one I solved last night: UD 28 EWU 14 = NC 4 UD

 

[EWU Grad 82]

Henroid, you've made a serious error with your mathematical calculations. I realize that as a fan of UD you are by necessity limited to the use of 3rd grade arithmetic to solve complex questions regarding probability.

I've spent many hours in the EWU physics department and I can assure you that brilliant scientists there use multivariable calculus and differential equations to solve such arcane questions such as the outcome of the NC game.

Their conclusion is, EWU 35 UD 21. I truly sorry you don't understand advanced mathematics, but trust me the universe has dictated an EWU win, get over it.