BengalGang
New member
I'm new here at the Bengal Board. With that said, I'll only stay on a few conditions.
First, that there are no oldtimers rambling on about Yo Murphey, Jerry Kramer, Dan O'Brien, and all those other losers who stunk up the stage before this current era. Nothing galls me more than reading some dullard rambling endlessly about how John Friesz or Mark Schlereth represented Idaho State the way it was meant to be or some nonsense like that.
Second thing is no one can reply to me with those stupid faces or boring video clips. I hate those things. If I wasn't politically correct, I'd say those things were gay. And while we're at it, how about if the folks monitoring these boards can filter out all stupid responses? I'm a pretty smart guy with an important job and I shouldn't have to deal with idiots.
Finally, no Mark Liptak imitators. The man is beyond pathetic. The last thing I need when I'm trying to have an intelligent Bengal discussion is for some halfwit to respond with "Lip", "Lip" or "Lip." This tiresome has-been wore out his welcome years ago and the idiots who admire this dope reflect poorly on intelligent Bengal fans everywhere.
I'm much smarter and more skilled than most of the posters/rappers here, but I'll do my best not to talk down to you nice people. I assure everyone here that you'll all enjoy my insights into the history, image, and performance of the Bengals to the public eye. I'll start posting as soon as my three conditions are met.
First, that there are no oldtimers rambling on about Yo Murphey, Jerry Kramer, Dan O'Brien, and all those other losers who stunk up the stage before this current era. Nothing galls me more than reading some dullard rambling endlessly about how John Friesz or Mark Schlereth represented Idaho State the way it was meant to be or some nonsense like that.
Second thing is no one can reply to me with those stupid faces or boring video clips. I hate those things. If I wasn't politically correct, I'd say those things were gay. And while we're at it, how about if the folks monitoring these boards can filter out all stupid responses? I'm a pretty smart guy with an important job and I shouldn't have to deal with idiots.
Finally, no Mark Liptak imitators. The man is beyond pathetic. The last thing I need when I'm trying to have an intelligent Bengal discussion is for some halfwit to respond with "Lip", "Lip" or "Lip." This tiresome has-been wore out his welcome years ago and the idiots who admire this dope reflect poorly on intelligent Bengal fans everywhere.
I'm much smarter and more skilled than most of the posters/rappers here, but I'll do my best not to talk down to you nice people. I assure everyone here that you'll all enjoy my insights into the history, image, and performance of the Bengals to the public eye. I'll start posting as soon as my three conditions are met.