So Spartan, why do you like being an ass? Because you are an ass. From the day you were born you were destined to wear that ass plow harness. You were taught that being an ass was good, and that it was something to aspire towards and that anything else was unacceptable. In fact, everything you’ve done from your childhood until now is part of a cleverly developed plan to make you believe that you are an ass and that you cannot live one day without your beloved thought of being an ass. (Although unbeknownst to you, you will never actually be that true ass). You were trained, manipulated and coerced to love being an ass and sadly you had no say in the matter, but neither did you care. You love being freaking ASS.
You are such an ass that you think others can’t compete with you on being an ass. People that are less of an ass than you. “Drives you nuts”. And to this day you aspire to be an even bigger ass than you are chasing.
Clearly, you are an ass. But are you a free ass? Or are you a slave of your own ignorance, or possibly something worse?
Sign:
Bigger ASS.