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1. Get and listen to tabernackle march song.
2. Wash white socks.
3. Check mountian dew supply. Write reminder to pick up extra sixer in case another wildcat fan shows up.
4. Get dressed, checking to see that bottom cuffs of dockers are correctly lined with top of white socks.
5. Polish pennies in top of loafers.
6. Fill one pocket with confetti just in case Weber scores. This will only be used if you drink to much Dew and become wild and crazy.
7. Check gas level and door lock operation on purple Gremlin.
8. Have blinders on front dash for quick retrieval when passing Gentleman's clubs in Montana. Remember to remove name tag from front of white shirt and straighten ultrathin necktie. (Just in case)
9. Drive to Bozeman, wondering why you were stuck in Ogden, and if they need more misssionaries up here.
10. Park outside loud, rockus, out of control stadium filled to overflowing with rowdy outdoorsy men and women, some of whom are drinking controlled substances. Try not to drop jaw at half naked co-eds. Decide its much safer to drink dew in Gremlin and listen to game on radio.
11. Drive home consoling self that Bobcats don't really own wildcats and maybe next year.
2. Wash white socks.
3. Check mountian dew supply. Write reminder to pick up extra sixer in case another wildcat fan shows up.
4. Get dressed, checking to see that bottom cuffs of dockers are correctly lined with top of white socks.
5. Polish pennies in top of loafers.
6. Fill one pocket with confetti just in case Weber scores. This will only be used if you drink to much Dew and become wild and crazy.
7. Check gas level and door lock operation on purple Gremlin.
8. Have blinders on front dash for quick retrieval when passing Gentleman's clubs in Montana. Remember to remove name tag from front of white shirt and straighten ultrathin necktie. (Just in case)
9. Drive to Bozeman, wondering why you were stuck in Ogden, and if they need more misssionaries up here.
10. Park outside loud, rockus, out of control stadium filled to overflowing with rowdy outdoorsy men and women, some of whom are drinking controlled substances. Try not to drop jaw at half naked co-eds. Decide its much safer to drink dew in Gremlin and listen to game on radio.
11. Drive home consoling self that Bobcats don't really own wildcats and maybe next year.
