Mark SaalAs for what the "L" in his name stands for, take your pick: Liar. Lame. Lily-livered. Loserpants.
Me personally? I think the "L" stands for Lacking. As in, Lacking class. Lacking integrity. Lacking any sense of personal responsibility or concern for the dozens of young men who put their trust in a coach to lead them through the 2012 football season.
Because, while everyone knows there is no "I" in "team," apparently there isn't an "L," either.