#120: Portland State (20.2
Conference: Big Sky
The CFI Shows: Congratulations, Viking fans. You now have an official index ranking you as the worst fans in I-AA. I can’t afford a trip to Disneyworld, but what about a bus to Seaside, OR?
How to improve: You could, say, invite a I-AA.org columnist out to Portland, all-expenses-paid, to a PSU game. VIP treatment also wouldn’t hurt – free cocktails, complimentary smoked salmon… that alone could propel you out of the basement next year.
Upshot: Rather than being sad, or angry, I invite you to rejoice over your newfound fame. This could be the springboard of something special. If my school were so honored, right away I’d get some T-Shirts printed with “The Worst Fans of I-AA” emblazoned across the front. But then again, you’re not good fans, so you probably won’t follow my advice.