Causeway Classic (Con't)

[Green Cookie Monster]

Joke 7:
At the end of the night, the Aggie turns to his girlfriend and asks, "Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end up spending hundreds of dollars?" And she says, "Because I'm a prostitute."

LMAO!

Joke 2:
Did you hear about the Aggie terrorist who tried to blow up the Hornets team bus. He burned his lip on the tailpipe.

No joke, an Aggie terrorist did blow up a US Army HQ with a hand grenade in Kuwait, killing and injurying many his fellow American soldiers. Must be one of those foreign born terrorist/students you so gleefully claim. I think his name was Obama bin Biden.

 

[Kadeezy]

Joke 7:
At the end of the night, the Aggie turns to his girlfriend and asks, "Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end up spending hundreds of dollars?" And she says, "Because I'm a prostitute."

LMAO!

Joke 2:
Did you hear about the Aggie terrorist who tried to blow up the Hornets team bus. He burned his lip on the tailpipe.

No joke, an Aggie terrorist did blow up a US Army HQ with a hand grenade in Kuwait, killing and injurying many his fellow American soldiers. Must be one of those foreign born terrorist/students you so gleefully claim. I think his name was Obama bin Biden.

I forgot about this. What a tragedy... Stupid mentally deranged manure pile product...

What about the kid who lived in the dorms last year and was building bombs? Winners!

 

[StungAlum]

I hope the jokes didnt offend anyone, at least not any Hornet fans.

 

[SactoHornetAlum]

Just a quick note to the Aggies....no more of the Suck State, Suc State, etc comments. They will be edited out............Use proper terminology but do it in a way to can poke fun: i.e. ucd (in all lower case), etc.

 

[aggiefan97]

This is a sports message board, right? I notice that none of your posts discuss sports. Good jokes, boasting of stadium, academic, and busier message board prowess, but no sports. Allow me to try to get your minds back on the games with some #'s:

31-26
30-16
37-7
58-23
31-27
38-21
43-0
13-10

The scores this decade......a good goal for you is to try and keep us under 30. Keep the fans interested.

 

[Winghunter]

Just a quick note to the Aggies....no more of the Suck State, Suc State, etc comments. They will be edited out............Use proper terminology but do it in a way to can poke fun: i.e. ucd (in all lower case), etc.

I have ripped off my caps lock key... I can't wait to see how pissed off the phaggie fans get when they see all my lower case words. man this is going to be great. :lol:

 

[Hammerhead Dad]

A Cal Bear, a Sac State Hornet, and a UCD Aggie were out riding their horses.

The Bear pulled out an expensive bottle of whiskey, took a long draught, then another, and then suddenly threw it into the air, pulled out his gun and shot the bottle in midair.

The Aggie looked at the Bear and said, "What are you doing? That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!! The Bear replied, "In Berkeley, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap.

A while later, not wanted to be outdone, the Aggie pulled out a bottle of champagne, took a few sips, threw the half full champagne bottle into the air, pulled out his gun, and shot it in midair.

The Hornet couldn't believe this and said "What the heck did you that for? That was an expensive bottle of champagne!! The Aggie replied, "In Davis there is plenty of champagne and bottles are cheap."

A while later, the Hornet pulled out a bottle of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. He opened it, took a sip, took another sip, then chugged the rest. He then put the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulled out his gun, turned, and shot the Aggie.

The shocked Bear said "Why in the hell did you do that?"

The Hornet replied, "Well, in Sacramento we have plenty of Aggies and bottles are worth a nickel."

 

[aggie6thman1]

Great jokes, I have laughed at them all. But seriously, how does it feel to just get whipped by us every time you step onto the field? 8 in a row now, but we aren't anywhere near the series record of 18 in a row. The jokes must dull the pain of realizing that you are an awful football team. Can't wait to make it 9 in a row on Saturday.

 

[AggieFinn]

When you can't win football games, you spend your time writing jokes. There are a lot of jokes on here.

Ags 31 - Hornets 14

 

[Kadeezy]

I wonder if the only arrests made at this Causeway will be between two Davis sissies duking it out in the parking lot before the game like last year...

 

[StungAlum]

Great jokes, I have laughed at them all. But seriously, how does it feel to just get whipped by us every time you step onto the field? 8 in a row now, but we aren't anywhere near the series record of 18 in a row. The jokes must dull the pain of realizing that you are an awful football team. Can't wait to make it 9 in a row on Saturday.

There's no question as to who has the better Causeway classic record, and like you Aggie's keep stating the obvious, so are we. :roll:

Keep telling yourself that your going to win Saturday, I here crow is in season.

 

[Hornut]

They are from “davis” so we are going to need tofu crow or would that be called toe-crow, which is close to sticking your foot in your mouth.

Hornets earn another W this weekend, 28 to 13.

Go Hornets!!!!

 

[aggiefan97]

There it is everyone....we finally have it.....the best joke on this board so far.....

"another" W for the Hornets! doesn't "another" imply there was a prior. Man you guys are funny!

 

[StungAlum]

There it is everyone....we finally have it.....the best joke on this board so far.....

"another" W for the Hornets! doesn't "another" imply there was a prior. Man you guys are funny!

Yes it does, as in a W for the second week. I know it's hard for you to understand so let me explain it to you. We won last week, we will win this week, that makes it another W.

You must be the token special ed kid at... never mind... in Davis the token is the one that isnt a special ed case.

Mulitalo, Brannon, and Hickman are going to destroy your QB. Hilliard is going to dismantle your DL and Washington will have yet another game over 100 yards with a TD or two.

GOOOOOOOO HORNETS!

 

[StungAlum]

Here are a few quotes from the aggie message board.

"Oh please quit your b***ing, its not even half as bad as the sacbuzz message board where constant references to barnyard beastiality and insestious relationships are made about ucd students (lol)....most even I laugh to haha

but anyways grow a pair you sissy or are you going to go cry to your mommy after class (commuter school)"

"I came in as a math major and left with a double, Statistics and Mathematics. A 431 in Math gets you into Sacramento State, OMG how embarrassing. If you get anything below 500 you should forget about college and start looking at some sort of a trade."

"Sacramento State? Rivalry?

Do we really consider Sacramento State our rival? I see the Causeway Classic as just anther game now; I mean UC Davis has won 14 of the last 16. Then there's the Causeway Cup, a point system that Sacramento State came up with in hopes to keep their name in the same sentence as UC Davis. With our soccer programs, baseball and softball programs, both basketball programs, and our Volleyball program on the raise I really never see us losing the Causeway Cup. Look at this year for example it's all ready 40-0.

Cal Poly is our rival. They're in the same conference and they field better teams. I think it's time for Sacramento to move onto Humboldt State."

I really dont like these guy's.

 

[Phantom Hornet]

I wonder if the only arrests made at this Causeway will be between two Davis sissies duking it out in the parking lot before the game like last year...

HAHAHA, that friggen made me spit soda onto my keyboard!!!! Imagining some Davis sissies in their letterman jackets hand-slapping over which one gets to do the goat first...

 

[Kadeezy]

I was at the Causeway Classic last year and saw MULTIPLE Davis students reading and doing homework DURING the game. Seriously, why even come?

The Sacramento State fan is much more educated when it comes to life skills, being well-rounded and actually making an effort to learn and understand what's going around them.

Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with being smart or getting a great education. But, when you just sit in a dorm room or corner of the library basement studying 24/7, it tends to morph into a freaky compulsive behavior. I know plenty of Davisites who don't eat well, don't exercise, and barely make it out their books, let alone their houses. That's not the kind of life I would want to live and that's why I'm proud to be a Hornet.

I did apply to Davis in 2002 and was rejected (god knows why with a 1280 SAT, 3.85 GPA, 4 years Football/Basketball, CSF, NHS, Special Olympics (volunteer, not participant azz holes), American Cancer Society, 3 years working at a grocery store)... Looking back, that's the whole problem with Davis... I think they did a favor denying my application. My choices were down to CSUS, UCSB, UCI, Chico, St. Mary's (walk-on opportunity), or Grambling (They offered me academic schollie and walk-on opportunity). I wasn't even entertaining the idea of attending CSUS until I walked the campus. I did my research and I'm so glad I didn't get into UCD and I chose to come here.

I graduated in 4 years and now I'm working full-time at a great job and a mere 21 units away from my MBA. I worked hard, but not so hard that I didn't make friends, have life-changing experiences, or reach my own personal goals.

Davis,

keep telling yourselves that you're better. Keep believing that you're going to be better off at that overcrowded pedal jockey colony. Enjoy your bomb-making lunatic dormitory nut jobs and treasonous alumni throwing live grenades into fellow soldiers' barracks. Savor the "mad scientist" mentality that you all treasure so much because one day, whilst staring at your computer science degree and simultaneously partaking in masturbatory activities all by your lonesome in your mother's basement, it'll click that you were wrong about us.

Hope you all enjoyed my rant... Go Hornets!

 

[Green Cookie Monster]

I was at the Causeway Classic last year and saw MULTIPLE Davis students reading and doing homework DURING the game. Seriously, why even come?

The Sacramento State fan is much more educated when it comes to life skills, being well-rounded and actually making an effort to learn and understand what's going around them.

Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with being smart or getting a great education. But, when you just sit in a dorm room or corner of the library basement studying 24/7, it tends to morph into a freaky compulsive behavior. I know plenty of Davisites who don't eat well, don't exercise, and barely make it out their books, let alone their houses. That's not the kind of life I would want to live and that's why I'm proud to be a Hornet.

I did apply to Davis in 2002 and was rejected (god knows why with a 1280 SAT, 3.85 GPA, 4 years Football/Basketball, CSF, NHS, Special Olympics (volunteer, not participant azz holes), American Cancer Society, 3 years working at a grocery store)... Looking back, that's the whole problem with Davis... I think they did a favor denying my application. My choices were down to CSUS, UCSB, UCI, Chico, St. Mary's (walk-on opportunity), or Grambling (They offered me academic schollie and walk-on opportunity). I wasn't even entertaining the idea of attending CSUS until I walked the campus. I did my research and I'm so glad I didn't get into UCD and I chose to come here.

I graduated in 4 years and now I'm working full-time at a great job and a mere 21 units away from my MBA. I worked hard, but not so hard that I didn't make friends, have life-changing experiences, or reach my own personal goals.

Davis,

keep telling yourselves that you're better. Keep believing that you're going to be better off at that overcrowded pedal jockey colony. Enjoy your bomb-making lunatic dormitory nut jobs and treasonous alumni throwing live grenades into fellow soldiers' barracks. Savor the "mad scientist" mentality that you all treasure so much because one day, whilst staring at your computer science degree and simultaneously partaking in masturbatory activities all by your lonesome in your mother's basement, it'll click that you were wrong about us.

Hope you all enjoyed my rant... Go Hornets!

Well said Kadeezy, common sense does not equal academic sense. I transferred from the University of Texas-Austin to Sac State and deem it one of the best decisions I ever made. I was friends with all of my professors, which at UT and davis is unheard of, usually you don't even know your professors and are given a TA because the professors are so busy 'researching'. Why pay 3-4 times the tuition price when you are listening to a un-degreed talking head in a class with 800 other people?

 

[Phantom Hornet]

I was at the Causeway Classic last year and saw MULTIPLE Davis students reading and doing homework DURING the game. Seriously, why even come?

The Sacramento State fan is much more educated when it comes to life skills, being well-rounded and actually making an effort to learn and understand what's going around them.

Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with being smart or getting a great education. But, when you just sit in a dorm room or corner of the library basement studying 24/7, it tends to morph into a freaky compulsive behavior. I know plenty of Davisites who don't eat well, don't exercise, and barely make it out their books, let alone their houses. That's not the kind of life I would want to live and that's why I'm proud to be a Hornet.

I did apply to Davis in 2002 and was rejected (god knows why with a 1280 SAT, 3.85 GPA, 4 years Football/Basketball, CSF, NHS, Special Olympics (volunteer, not participant azz holes), American Cancer Society, 3 years working at a grocery store)... Looking back, that's the whole problem with Davis... I think they did a favor denying my application. My choices were down to CSUS, UCSB, UCI, Chico, St. Mary's (walk-on opportunity), or Grambling (They offered me academic schollie and walk-on opportunity). I wasn't even entertaining the idea of attending CSUS until I walked the campus. I did my research and I'm so glad I didn't get into UCD and I chose to come here.

I graduated in 4 years and now I'm working full-time at a great job and a mere 21 units away from my MBA. I worked hard, but not so hard that I didn't make friends, have life-changing experiences, or reach my own personal goals.

Davis,

keep telling yourselves that you're better. Keep believing that you're going to be better off at that overcrowded pedal jockey colony. Enjoy your bomb-making lunatic dormitory nut jobs and treasonous alumni throwing live grenades into fellow soldiers' barracks. Savor the "mad scientist" mentality that you all treasure so much because one day, whilst staring at your computer science degree and simultaneously partaking in masturbatory activities all by your lonesome in your mother's basement, it'll click that you were wrong about us.

Hope you all enjoyed my rant... Go Hornets!

And we're glad you made that decision....you're a true Hornet!

DUCK FAVIS!!!

Anyone who brags about their Davis degree is really reaching. If you went to Stanford, or even Cal, than yes....Davis? Hahahahahaha, they are wanna-be elitists. You think any prospective employer who has two qualified candidates, one from Davis and one from Sac, is going to even have that enter their thought process? Trust me, no one cares....hahahahaha

 

[aggiemba]

Hey guys,

You got some weak sauce hornet over on aggiesportstalk waving the white flag already. Hilarious! :lol: