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Causeway Classic (Con't)

aggiemba said:
I am still laughing at your pic of the nerds...
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Ok, this is going to be kind of a complex concept for you guys at Sac State to comprehend. You know kind of like those word problems your math professors give you guys to work on in groups with the big crayons, just before giving you a graham cracker and milk before nap time.

But, give it a shot all the same. Here it goes:

Lets make the outrageous assumption that Davis students are nerds, as you claim. What does that make Sac State when you've had your arses handed to you time and time again in the Causeway? Do you need me to remind you of the overall record in this series? Or maybe just since '99?

;)
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Jesus... where is my decoder ring??? If that is all the game you can run then please return to your site and post once a month.
 
Winghunter said:
aggiemba said:
I am still laughing at your pic of the nerds...
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Ok, this is going to be kind of a complex concept for you guys at Sac State to comprehend. You know kind of like those word problems your math professors give you guys to work on in groups with the big crayons, just before giving you a graham cracker and milk before nap time.

But, give it a shot all the same. Here it goes:

Lets make the outrageous assumption that Davis students are nerds, as you claim. What does that make Sac State when you've had your arses handed to you time and time again in the Causeway? Do you need me to remind you of the overall record in this series? Or maybe just since '99?

;)
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Jesus... where is my decoder ring??? If that is all the game you can run then please return to your site and post once a month.
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WH, maybe we need to have mba after our call names to have any credibility.

i didn't even go to Sac and i want to hornets to DESTROY these arrogant chardonnay sippin' snobs. i could care less if the causeway record is 99-1, the fact is that the hornets keep coming back for more and are hungry for revenge.

as with most things in life, it's not the end game, but the journey. i have much more respect for a team that has that innate drive to keep coming back and putting up a fight regardless of the odds, than some mamby pamby elitist team with a shiny new stadium, is 16th in research, and claims academic superiority. some call it character.

and i STILL love that picture of the nerds!
 
I found these online, hope you enjoy them.

Joke 1:
There were three Aggies huddled around each other at a local bar. All of a sudden, they jumped up and yelled, "Yeah, 45! 45!"

The bartender goes down to them and asks, "45? What are you guys so excited about?"

One of the Aggies speaks up: "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. The box said 2 to 3 years, and we did it in 45 days!"

Joke 2:
Did you hear about the Aggie terrorist who tried to blow up the Hornets team bus. He burned his lip on the tailpipe.

Joke 3:
Did you hear about the skeleton they found in a closet in one of the dorms at UCD? It was the 1963 hide-and-go-seek champion!

Joke 4:
How many Aggies does it take to eat an opossum? Two. One to do the eating, and one to watch for cars.

Joke 5:
The Aggies were playing Cal Poly. It was near the end of the game and Cal Poly was ahead by 4. Someone threw a firecracker and the Mustangs thought it was the gun and ran off the field celebrating. Three plays later the Aggies scored and won!!
 
Ladies and Gentlemen...

Your 2008 UC Davis Homecoming King and Queen!!!

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WOW! StungAlum, you're a regular Jerry Seinfled. Now back to sweeping my floors and cleaning my toilets. Put that Sac State degree to some use.
 
Both! The question is – Which one is prettier to a UCD'er?

Regardless, we don’t care what people from the West Coast Branch of the Kremlin say because we are still going to win.

Go Hornets!!!
 
Here are some more jokes from the web.

Joke 6:
Why did O.J. want move his trial to Davis? In Davis, everyone has the same DNA.

Joke 7:
At the end of the night, the Aggie turns to his girlfriend and asks, "Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end up spending hundreds of dollars?" And she says, "Because I'm a prostitute."

Joke 8:
Why does the Aggie Band wear uniforms made out of polyester? There's no virgin wool within a hundred miles of UCD!

Joke 9:
What are the vital statistics of the winner of the Miss UCD Beauty Contest? 36-24-26.....and the other leg is the same.

Joke 10:
How many Aggie programmers does it take to change a light bulb? They can't, it's a hardware problem.

Joke 11:
How do you know when you are near Davis? When you honk your horn, all the sheep back up to the fence.

Joke 12:
The recent budgetary cuts are taking their toll at UCD. Just last week they announced the discontinuance of all driver's ed and sex education classes. The mule died, and there was just no money with which to replace her.
 
All of this "our girls are hotter than yours," "you guys are nerds," "our academics don't suck as much as you say," and "farm animal" jokes are witty and all, but the reality is that Sac State hasn't won this game in this century. The Aggies are now on a winning streak (let us know if you need us to explain what that is), are peaking at the right time, and once again this game is not going to be that close.

UCD - 38
SAC - 17
 
aggiefan97 said:
All of this "our girls are hotter than yours," "you guys are nerds," "our academics don't suck as much as you say," and "farm animal" jokes are witty and all, but the reality is that Sac State hasn't won this game in this century. The Aggies are now on a winning streak (let us know if you need us to explain what that is), are peaking at the right time, and once again this game is not going to be that close.

UCD - 38
SAC - 17
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All of this, "we're superior in every aspect of life" and "we're a Tier-1" is really old. We know what you parasites, I mean Davisites think. You guys are the most arrogant people anyone could ever meet in their life. By the way, your board sucks, there's never anyone there! And it's no question that our girls are hotter than yours, we dont consider livestock girls like you guys at ucd.
 
aggiefan97 said:
The Aggies are now on a winning streak (let us know if you need us to explain what that is), are peaking at the right time, and once again this game is not going to be that close.

UCD - 38
SAC- 17
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wow, congrats on beating Iona, you must be proud of your fellas.
peaking? more like a turtle head that's crowning.
 
you're right, Iona was kind of sad. We tried to schedule Southern Oregon and Humboldt....but they were busy for some reason.
 
aggiefan97 said:
you're right, Iona was kind of sad. We tried to schedule Southern Oregon and Humboldt....but they were busy for some reason.
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Why would you try to schedule Humboldt? Haven't you learned your lesson about scheduling "cupcake" D-II schools?

Talk about getting trounced at the grand opening of your new "stadium" by a D-II Western Washington, now that's sad!
 
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